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50 Prompts; FIFA 2010 World Cup (1)
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Title: La Furia Roja (The Red Fury)
Pairings: Xabi Alonso/Fernando Torres, Iker Casillas/David Villa, Fernando Torres/Sergio Ramos, David Villa/Cristiano Ronaldo, David Villa/Gerard Pique, David Villa/Cesc Fabregas
Disclaimer: This is all true. Just kidding. Maybe. No, I’m kidding. But some of it is actually true.
Warnings: Overall explicit language, sex, and expected football violence. Also I’m Canadian, so be prepared for terms like ‘soccer’ and ‘goalie’ to slip out.
Author’s Note: A congratulatory epic dedicated to the finest national team on the planet. Well done, boys. Well done.

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Prompt: Midfield
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Fernando Torres, Fernando Torres/Sergio Ramos
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Set before the South Africa FIFA 2010 opening ceremonies, the Spanish national team is checking into their hotel.
Word Count: 1,274

Because that’s just what Xabi is, the constant and the reliable, always in the middle and maybe a little back, and almost never recognized.Collapse )

50 Prompts; FIFA 2010 World Cup
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FIFA 2010 World Cup


001. Midfield 002. Sweat 003. Experience 004. Scent 005. Panic
006. Rubbish 007. Stormy 008. Shock 009. Followthrough 010. Telephone
011. Replay 012. Hotel 013. Stubble 014. Ride 015. Flush
016. Sleep 017. Summer 018. Rough 019. Keeper 020. Offside
021. Red 022. Fire 023. Lies 024. Dream 025. Run
026. Portugal 027. Celebration 028. Drunk 029. Headband 030. Divided
031. Alone 032. Paraguay 033. Save 034. Lust 035. Grass
036. Possession 037. Strength 038. Trust 039. Tight 040. Netherlands
041. Cheat 042. Cleats 043. Trip 044. Sidelines 045. Victory
046. Passion 047. Shower 048. Dawn 049. Fireworks 050. Spain



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HEROES: VILLIANS (IE. THE BEST ONE YET)
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OH MY GOD MOTHERFUCKERS!

HEROES.

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Happy Birthday to mee.

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Holy hell, I'm back from the nothing.

It's been forever since I've really been alive on line, I feel so out of it. What on earth is going on! Please, tell me the news.

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The Straight Guy's Guide to Brockback Mountain

Haha, Gord. You know you're coming with me.

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And stolen from my wife..

Drunken Hor Meme! Muaha.Collapse )

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This:

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

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Captain Jack Sparrow

96%

El Zorro

83%

Lara Croft

63%

Neo, the "One"

63%

Batman, the Dark Knight

63%

William Wallace

54%

The Amazing Spider-Man

54%

The Terminator

50%

Maximus

46%

James Bond, Agent 007

38%

Indiana Jones

33%

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Thanks, random_dork7189

A really stupid, long survey I SERIOUSLY wish I hadn't done.Collapse )

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